Friday  3/30 

Question:  63% of parents do not want their kids to wear this, what is it?
Answer:  A mohawk!!


Monday  3/19

Question:  The #1 cause of fist fights in America is over women, what is #2?
Answer:  Parking spaces!!

Tuesday  3/20

Question:  On average, this lasts for 5 days, what is it?
Answer:  A roll of toilet paper!!

Wednesday  3/21

Question:  Over 40% of us have one of these in our kitchen, what is it?
Answer:  A dirty dish!!

Friday  3/23

Question:  Only 10% of students do this these days, what is it?
Answer:  Walk to school!!

Monday  3/12

Question:  Monday is the least popular day of the week for doing this, what is it?
Answer:  Eating out at a restaurant!!

Tuesday  3/13

Question:  Which mode of transportation carries more passengers every day than any other?
Answer:  Elevators!

Wednesday  3/14

Question:  25% of moms are embarrassed by this, what is it?
Answer:  That their kids watch too much TV!!

Thursday  3/15

Question:  On average, 66% of us eat this everyday, what is it?
Answer:  Cereal!!

Friday  3/16

Question:  39% of us think if you wear green on St. Patrick's Day, this will happen to you.  What is it?
Answer:  You'll fall in love!!
 

Question:  Women more often than not warn their friends not to date guys in this occupation. What is it?
Answer:  A hairdresser!!

Question:  What is the most stolen item from public libraries?
Answer:  The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue!!

Question:  According to a real estate survey, what did 95% of new home buyers demand that their new home have?
Answer:  A laundry room!!

Question:  What is the number one thing moms daydream about?
Answer:  Winning the lottery!!

Question:  75% of teenagers do not have one of these, what is it?
Answer:  A wrist watch!!

Question:  What, according to Modern Bride Magazine, the thing that scares the bride the most during the wedding day festivities?
Answer:  The best man's toast!!

Question:  Only 30% of adults think this ability is as important as it once was, what is it?
Answer:  Being able to spell correctly!!

Question:  The average woman will have one and a half of these in her lifetime, what is it?
Answer:  A blind date!!

Question:  60% of women say this happens to them when they drive, what is it?
Answer:  Road rage!!

Question:  In a lifetime, the average driver will do this 15,250 times, what is it?
Answer:  Honk the horn!! 

Question:  What was the only animated film ever nominated for Best Picture at the Academy Awards?
Answer:  "Beauty and the Beast!!"

Question:  Only three Westerns ever won an Oscar.  They are "Cimarron", "The Unforgiven" and what third film?
Answer:  "Dances With Wolves!!"

Question:  This 1984 film was nominated for 11 Academy Awards and won 8 of them, what is it?
Answer:  Amadeus!!

Question:  This Oliver Stone film, starring Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger and Willem Dafoe won Best Picture in 1986, what is it?
Answer:  Platoon!!

Question:  Only 3 movies in the last 73 years have won the 5 major awards at the Oscars..."It Happened One Night," "Silence of the Lambs" and what third film?
Answer:  "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest!!"


Question:  The average one of these is 2 to 4 inches wide and 2 miles long, what is it?
Answer:  A lightning bolt!!

Question:  37% of women who don't have one of these, wish they did.  What is it?
Answer:  A body piercing!!

Question:  50% of Glamour Magazine readers say they would throw this kind of party, what is it?
Answer:  A divorce party!!

Question:  Sales of this fashion item have declined 70% in the past 10 years, what is it?
Answer:  Panty hose!!

Question:  68% of adults think this is an absolute necissity of life, which compares to 30% a decade ago.  What is it?
Answer:  A microwave oven!!

Question:  70% of women regret this from their high school years, what is it?
Answer:  Their hairstyle!!

Question:  20% of women say they would never do this in front of a guy, what is it?
Answer:  Exercise!!

Question:  More people die participating in this sport than any other, what is it?
Answer:  Golf!!

Question:  The typical American adult does this 16 times a day, what is it?
Answer:  Swear!!

Question:  Almost everyone wants one, but 21% of people say they refuse to eat it, what is it?
Answer:  A fortune cookie!!

Question:  In a survey it was determined that teachers have the best handwriting.  What profession came in second?
Answer:  Members of the clergy!!

Question:  28% of women say they do this every day, down 6% in the last two years.  What is it?
Answer:  Vaccuum!!

Question:  The majority of shoplifters steal this, what is it?
Answer:  Meat!!

Question:  17% of women admit they do not have one of these, what is it?
Answer:  A best friend!!

Question:  According to a survey, Wednesdays are the best day for doing this.  What is it?
Answer:  Go out on a date!!

Question:  The average adult male has 14 of these that he has with him at all times.  What are they?
Answer:  Keys!!

Question:  53% of Glamour Magazine readers say it's okay to sell this on e-bay, what is it?
Answer:  Their wedding dress!!

Question:  17% of men aged 18 to 24 would trade their girlfriend for this.  What is it?
Answer:  A big screen high definition plasma TV!!

Question:  This lasts on an average 50 years, what is it?
Answer:  A toilet!!

Question:  The average person does this 22 times a day, what is it?
Answer:  Opens the refridgerator!!

Question:  The average teenager has 38 of these, what are they?
Answer:  Phone numbers in their cell phone!!

Question:  40% of men and 27% of women do this when their naked, what is it? (Hey...get your mind out of the gutter!)
Answer:  Talk on the phone!!

Question:  While 53% of households have one of these, only 24% use them for what they were intended.  What is it?
Answer:  A garage!!

Question:  About 28 million Americans have lost this, what is it?
Answer:  Their hearing!!

Question:  18% of people do this for their pets, what is it?
Answer:  Leave them stuff in their will!!

Question:  42% of men have lost this during the first 5 years of their marriage, what is it?
Answer:  Their wedding ring!!

Question:  Having this done will cost you anywhere from $1750 to $4000.  What is it?
Answer:  Getting a tattoo removed!!

Question:  On average, you do this more at the age of 34, than at any other age in your life.  What is it?
Answer:  Spend money!!

Question:  12 to 15 million of these are sold each year, and more kids than adults use them.  What are they?
Answer:  Bicycle helmets!!

Question:  The tallest one of these was built back in the 90's in Bethel, ME.  What is it?
Answer:  A snowman!!  It was over 113 feet tall!!

Question:  According to a survey, mall santas say this happens to them every day they're on the job.  What is it?
Answer:  Kids pull their glasses off!!

Question:  1 in 5 of us do this every day during the holidays, what is it?
Answer:  Weigh ourselves!!

Question:  In a recent survey, 31% of men say they would like one more of these, what is it?
Answer:     One more day off a week!!

Question:  Over a billion of these are made each year, and we see them primarily at the holidays, what are they?
Answer:  Candy canes!!

Question:  75% of Amerians say if they get one of these they will re-gift it.  What is it?
Answer:  A candle!!

Question:  Experts say the best time to do this is just after 10 in the morning or before 2:30 in the afternoon, what is it?
Answer:  Go to the post office!!

Question:  In a recent survey, people were asked "if you could hypnotize your significant other, what would you make them do?" 
Answer:  Clean the house!!

Question:  This happens to us more in November than in any other month, what is it?
Answer:  Lose our hair!!

Question:  According to Women's Day magazine, 14% percent of us will be doing this this Christmas season, and more men will be doing it than women.  What is it?
Answer:  Shopping on Christmas Eve!!

Question:  2 out of 4 women say the last time they saw their husband do this, it was while he was watching a sporting event.
Answer:  Hug another man!!

Question:  A survey says 23% of us do this year round, what is it?
Answer:  Christmas shop!!

Question:  A recent survey shows that the average person will spend 55 dollars on this during the holidays.  What is it?
Answer:  Their pet!!

Question:  Almost half of all babies born in the U.S. last year had this in common.  What is it?
Answer:  They were born out of wedlock!!

Question:  Every year more than 20,000 serious injuries occur as a result of this, what is it?
Answer:  Tripping over untied shoelaces!!

Question:  This lasts around 31 minutes in the U.S., in Europe it lasts 84 minutes.  What is it?
Answer:  A nap!!

Question:  Married men do this twice as often as single men, what is it?
Answer:  Change their underwear!!

Question:  You could save 100 dollars a year on your water bill if you stop doing this, what is it?
Answer:  Stop singing in the shower!!

Question:  If you want to get one of these in the U.S., you have to pay between 15 and 20 thousand dollars.  What is it?
Answer:  A divorce!!

Question:  The average woman does this 6 times a week, what is it?
Answer:  Use the ATM machine!!

Question: It takes 5750 steps to burn the calories from one of these, what is it?
Answer:  A donut!!  (That's basically a mile...so get walking!)

Question:  53% of American workers say their company does not have one of these, what is it?
Answer:  A dress code!!

Question:  18% of people use twice as much of this product than they need to, what is it?
Answer:  Shampoo!!

Question:  Less than 1% of women marry a man with this quality, what is it?
Answer:  He's shorter that she is!!

Question:  13% of men say if a woman does this on a first date, he will not call her for a second date.  What is it?
Answer:  She orders the most expensive item on the menu!!

Question:  61% of high school students did this last year, what is it?
Answer:  Cheated on a test!!

Question:  About 35% of women have this, while a larger percentage of men, especially the married ones, have it.  What is it?
Answer:  A life insurance policy!!

Question:  Soon this will be the most requested, non-traditional wedding spot.  What is it?
Answer:  The zoo!

Question:  This event lasted 13 years, 10 months, 19 days, 17 hours and 32 minutes.  What is it?  
Answer:  Prohibition!! 

Question:  52% of moms say if they did this it would make them a better parent.  What is it?
Answer:  Get more sleep!!

Question:  Almost half of the men in this profession are over the age of 55, but only 10% of the women are.  What is it?
Answer:  Pharmacist!!

Question:  On average this is touched 8000 times a day.  What is it?
Answer:  A computer keyboard!!

Question:  Which Halloween candy are parents most likely to steal from their kids?
Answer:  Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!

Question:  In the 1978 horror film Halloween, the mask worn by Michael Myers originally had who's face on it?
Answer:  William Shatner!!

Question:  Half of the people surveyed say this is a great way to stay healthy and live a longer life.  What is it?
Answer:  Own a dog!!

Question:  62% of women say they are absolutely certain about this.  What is it?
Answer:  That there is a God!!

Question:  This was named the least truthful occupation.  What is it?
Answer:  Actor!!


Question: It's estimated that 18 million people could not do this today if they had to.  What is it?
Answer:  Pass their drivers test!!

Question:  59% of women recently surveyed say they're in pain because of this.  What is it?
Answer:  Their bra!!

Question:  58% of women say this could cause them to lose interest in a guy on a date.  What is it?
Answer:  The guy's dirty car!!

Question:  75% of women say they do this once a month.  What is it?
Answer:  Buy a new pair of shoes!!

Question:  50% of men say they do this every weekend.  What is it?
Answer:  Shop at a home improvement store!!

Question:  Experts say this item has a usable life of 180 days and should be thrown away after that amount of time.  What is it?
Answer:  Your bra!!

Question:  What are the three words women want to hear most?
Answer:  "You've lost weight!"

Question:  Almost a quarter of people say you're never too old to enjoy this.  What is it?
Answer:  Trick or treating!! 

Question:  15% of people say this is the first thing that really scared them.  What is it?
Answer:  A ferris wheel!!

Question:  2 in 5 men say they've done this since they were kids, and that they still do this reguarlly.  What is it?
Answer:  Play a musical instrument!!

Question:  Studies show that 70% of the population is using this less often that we did 10 years ago.  What is it?
Answer:  Cash!!

Question:  According to a recent survey of parents, what is the #1 source of aggravation when it comes to their kids?
Answer:  Picky eating!!

Question:  A poll of adults found this to be the #1 thing they believe have failed at.  What is it?
Answer:  Getting back into shape!!

Question:  When men see this on a woman they perceive her to be more intelligent.  What is it?
Answer:  Red hair!!

Question:  According to a recent survey, what was the vegetable people said they hate most? 
Answer:  Turnips!!

Question:  A study by Florida University found that the more trauma you've had in your life, the more of these you are likely to have.  What are they?
Answer:  Body piercings!!

Question:  If you or your spouse do this, there's a good chance your child will do this by age 1.  What is it?
Answer:  Snore!!

Question:  10% of the world's population never does this.  What is it?
Answer:  Kiss!

Question: The first time this happened in the movies was in 1913 in a silent film.  What is it?
Answer:  Someone got a pie in the face!!

Question:  The average age of someone who owns one of these is 49.  What is it? 
Answer:  A Porche!!

Question:  Wyoming has only 55 of these...the least of any state in the US.
Answer:  Shopping malls!!

Question:  43 million Americans, 1 in 6 of us, have this in common.  What is it?
Answer:  They've been convicted of a crime!!

Question:  1 in 3 men will do this in their lifetime, and the average age they do it is 31.  What is it?
Answer:  Get divorced!!

Question:  Everyone enjoys these but 21% of us refuse to eat them.  What are they?
Answer:  Fortune cookies!!

Question:  Albert Einstein never learned how to do this.  What is it?
Answer:  Drive a car!!

Question:  These have 2 stripes on them, and nobody knows why.  What are they?
Answer:  Bowling pins!!

Question:  This food was named for the man who created it, not for the place on the map.  What is it?
Answer:  German Chocolate Cake!!  Invented by Sam German who worked for the Bakers Chocolate Company!

Question:  Only 6 American women have done this...one just this past week!  What is it?
Answer:  Walk in space!!

Question:  6% of Americans say they have done this...20% say they will do it in the near future.  What is it?
Answer:  Get cosmetic surgery!!

Question:  85% of women polled in a recent magazine survey said that it's inappropriate to wear this to work.  What is it?
Answer:  Flip-flops!!

Question:  Kids who own one of these are are 3 times more likely to participate in organized sports.  What is it?
Answer:  A bicycle!!

Question:  Once a necessity, sales of these have gone down in the past 5 years.  What are they?
Answer:  Watches!!

Question:  The majority of adults do this at least 4 times a week.  47% do it every day.  What is it?
Answer:  Play games on the computer!!

Question:  25% of us have done this, 2% have done this with a complete stranger!  What is it?
Answer:  Skinny dip!!  


Question:  According to the American Film Institute, what is the #1 movie musical of all time?
Answer:  Singin' in the Rain!!

Question:  Two-thirds of Americans would not admit to doing this unless someone saw them doing this.  What is it?
Answer:  Hitting a parked car!!

Question:  About 1/3 of married people do this without their spouse.  What is it?Answer:  Go on vacation!!

Question:  50% of kids will argue with their parents about this in the next few days.  What is it?
Answer:  School clothes!!

Question:  This happens 11 hundred times every second throughout the United States.  What is it?
Answer:  People do their laundry!!

Question:  If asked to do this today, 1 out of 11 adults would not succeed.  What
is it?
Answer:  Pass a drivers test!!

Question:  According to a recent survey, the #1 goal of people over 50 is to lose weight. What is number 2?
Answer:  To write a book!!