Are you the type that hits the snooze button over and over every morning? This new alarm clock may be the motivation you need to get up on the first ring. An alarm clock that shreds a dollar bill if you don't smack it in the first few seconds! That would work for me!
Question: 5% of women surveyed said they have ended their relationship because of this. What is it?
Answer: HIS SNORING!
Congratulations to Kathy from North Providence!
Question: Since 1970, the average size of this has increased 42%. What is it?
Answer: A HOUSE!
Congratulations to Roger from West Warwick!
A guy is selling a rodent-sized suit of armor on eBay. The armor was hand-made and includes guinea pig scale-mail and helmet!
I just checked ebay, and as of now the guinea pig armor has received 92 bids, bringing its current price to $3750.00 .
The product description says 100 percent of the profits go towards Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue, a non-profit organization in Virginia dedicated to rescuing, rehabilitating, and finding new homes for unwanted guinea pigs.
19 year old Chris Kreis was fishing with his family off the coast of Captiva, Fla., when they saw a 30-foot, 50,000-pound whale shark swim past the boat. Since whale sharks are gentle creatures, Kreis decided to go for a swim. He said quote “I decided, you know what, maybe I should go try and swim with him. I might not be able to do it ever again.” About the ride he said "When I started holding on I felt the whale shark it started moving itself, it felt the drag and it didn't really want me on there so I let go and that's it." I know whale sharks are gentle and all...but as a parent...would you really let your kid do this? And then film the whole thing? It might have some not so gentle friends with it in the water. Just sayin'.
Question : According to a new study, the average married woman spends 48 hours of her lifetime doing this for her husband. What is it?
Answer: PICKING UP HIS CLOTHES AFTER HIM!
Congratulations to Eric Benson from Attleboro!
The Bruins and Blackhawks are getting ready for Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals tonight in Boston. The best of seven series is tied up at a game apiece.
Did you hear that during Game 1 in Chicago, a Blackhawks fan got hit in the face with a puck? Poor Patricia Higgins! Her face is all banged up. After that not so nice surprise, she got a few really good surprises. First off, Blackhawks legend Stan Mikita dropped by Patricia's home, autographed a No. 21 sweater and visited for awhile. He wrote this message on the clothing: “Thanks for taking one for the team.”
And the guy who found the puck in the stands wants to meet with Patricia and give it to her!
Higgins had surgery on Thursday afternoon and is expected to make a full recovery. She made tentative plans to go Game 7 (assuming the Stanley Cup Final goes the distance), though Higgins said she might be well enough to attend Game 5. She said “I’ll probably be wearing a big helmet.” Probably a good idea!
If not...watch this video! Here they are singing "Memory Motel" at the TD Garden in Boston last Friday night!